WIP Amnesty December: Caps and Pens de-aging fic

Today's amnesty was a silly funny de-aging fic I was noodling around with the summmer after the Caps won the cup, only wrote 2k of, and then got distracted by other ideas I liked more (and getting really into the Avalanche). It was intended just to be a vehicle for me to write jokes, and maybe work in some emotions about growing up/becoming a parent, but the 2k I wrote is mostly jokes to be completely honest.

I do think "Zhenya and he shared a very special bond, one which mostly involved hating each other and every couple of years crying very manly tears together after Russia inevitably did not win gold." is probably one of the funniest lines I've ever written though, so here's me letting it see the light of day.

( de-aged caps )