clach na ben

This is one that I actually am very sad I never finished. I think it was nearly my first Avalanche idea, and definitely came near the beginning of the group chat with growlery and frecklebombfic, which has produced essentially every good idea I've ever had. The original idea here was that Nate and Tyson are buddyfucking/boyfriends and then they incept themselves into having the hots for Gabe by accidentally dirty talking about him during sex. Then they can't get the idea out of their heads so decide to "invite" him to have a threesome with them by having him constantly catch them fucking in increasingly more implausible places/positions. and Gabe eventually cracks and they end up going out.

However, I didn't write any of that, I wrote the first 1000 words about Nate & Tyson fucking, and like ten words of a joke I wanted to include later in the fic. Still, I think several of the jokes are funny, and that's what matters. This also marks potentially the last time I wrote in present tense, which I now find bizarre.

( 1.3k of Tyson realising they're boyfriends )

Today's amnesty was a silly funny de-aging fic I was noodling around with the summmer after the Caps won the cup, only wrote 2k of, and then got distracted by other ideas I liked more (and getting really into the Avalanche). It was intended just to be a vehicle for me to write jokes, and maybe work in some emotions about growing up/becoming a parent, but the 2k I wrote is mostly jokes to be completely honest.

I do think "Zhenya and he shared a very special bond, one which mostly involved hating each other and every couple of years crying very manly tears together after Russia inevitably did not win gold." is probably one of the funniest lines I've ever written though, so here's me letting it see the light of day.

( de-aged caps )