clach na ben

This is one that I actually am very sad I never finished. I think it was nearly my first Avalanche idea, and definitely came near the beginning of the group chat with growlery and frecklebombfic, which has produced essentially every good idea I've ever had. The original idea here was that Nate and Tyson are buddyfucking/boyfriends and then they incept themselves into having the hots for Gabe by accidentally dirty talking about him during sex. Then they can't get the idea out of their heads so decide to "invite" him to have a threesome with them by having him constantly catch them fucking in increasingly more implausible places/positions. and Gabe eventually cracks and they end up going out.

However, I didn't write any of that, I wrote the first 1000 words about Nate & Tyson fucking, and like ten words of a joke I wanted to include later in the fic. Still, I think several of the jokes are funny, and that's what matters. This also marks potentially the last time I wrote in present tense, which I now find bizarre.

( 1.3k of Tyson realising they're boyfriends )